me: im tired
me: sleep sounds so good right now
me: -chugs energy drinks-
me: reads more fanfics
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: watching your one true pair not realize they are each other's one true pair
Liam: Welcome to Liam's hair salon can I help you today?
Liam: Everyone does smelly poos sometimes
Liam: Unfortunetly Niall can't have babies because he doesn't have a... you know... he's got a you know
Liam: Harry's naked in my room
Liam: Liam's got swag. That should be a country.
Liam: I will poke anyone who hasn't gotten our album
Liam: I once cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I could not eat my soup with a fork. I had to use a spoon
Liam: You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore
Liam: We made a 100,000 viewers tonight, so I can go to sleep a very very happy little chappy
Liam: We're on the roof and I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off
Before I die, there is one question that I...
Why, exactly, does Zayn always wear two pairs of socks?
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
Liam: My favorite from the album is One Thing because it's like the cousin of What Makes You beautiful.
Liam: Happy national condom day! Stay safe!
Liam: I would lose a nipple.
Liam: Justin Bieber's doctor stuck a needle in my bum.
Liam: #getnakedliam. That's very naughty. Very very very naughty.
Liam: *Plays 'Love Sex Magic'*
Liam: Niall’s bum is like a time bomb.
Liam: What’s the difference between meiosis and mitosis? I don’t know I think they’re different body parts.
Liam: What would daddy direction do? It’s like what would jesus do, but different.
Thank god you can sing Liam.